E-mail this to a friend / enemy / Al Gore's life coach To (Email):  From (Email):  Message:  From (Name):  Henry Ford Unleashes the Unholy Forces of Assembly Line Production 2/3/2005 2:42 PM WHEN:  January 14th, 1914 WHERE:  USA WHAT:  Henry Ford introduces the assembly line to manufacture Model T. Fords, thereby revolutionizing humankind's ability to destroy the environment and develop respiratory diseases.   Past Weeks 12/4/2003 Amish Man Screams "Fuck!" After Hitting Thumb with Hammer 1/16/2004 Gandhi Loses It... Big Time 9/27/2003 Genghis Khan Gets a Pedicure 5/11/2004 Jesus Gets his First Job as a Bartender 10/31/2003 College Senior Invents Dance Called the "Chairman Mao" 3/11/2004 Khufu Shakes Head at Wife's Request 11/14/2003 McCarthy Accuses Thousands of Being Communists and then Gets a Boner 11/21/2003 Billy Thompson Puts Dog Crap in my Lunch Box 11/28/2003 Japanese History Professor Touts Superior Efficiency, Quality, Use of Stereotypes 12/12/2003 Borf of the Kergu Tribe Becomes the First Person to Reach North America, Starts Complaining about Immigrants Almost Immediately 12/18/2003 Saddam Gets Exactly the Advice he Deserves 1/9/2004 Bok of the Kag Tribe Invents the Wheel 1/23/2004 Oppenheimer Beaten by his Own Research Team 1/30/2004 Nero Pays his Fiddle while Rome Burns 2/6/2004 Freud Becomes the Father of Modern Billing for Psychiatric Services 2/13/2004 Some Crazy Shit Goes Down in Paris 2/20/2004 Texas Woman Has World's Freakiest Birthing Experience 2/27/2004 Adam Smith Comes Up with Idea of Invisible Hand 3/26/2004 The Super-Continent, Pangea, Starts to Break Up - Who's to Blame? 4/29/2004 President Clinton Reaches Out to Porn Industry, Appoints Secretary of Fluffing 9/29/2004 Somebody Finally Stands Up to Moses 2/3/2005 Henry Ford Unleashes the Unholy Forces of Assembly Line Production Buy some Ass!

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